Dawn of War Codex

I found this article which i didn't know about.
There are jokes inside that are amazing.

http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Comedy_Marines

>OH EMPEROR PROTECT MY SIDES FROM THIS ALMOST HERETICAL AMOUNT OF MIRTH

Amusing, brother.

Brother Tark, why did the Tyranid break up with his girlfriend?

>I don't know, why?

because she had too much biomass

>THUNDEROUS REVELRY

"I SAY BROTHER JACOBUS

>YES BROTHER ARCTURUS

HAVE YOU HEARD THE ONE ABOUT THE XENO AND THE POWER FIST?

>OF COURSE I HAVE, YOU TELL ME IT ALL THE TIME

YES, I SUPPOSE I'VE "BEATEN IT TO DEATH"

>DOHOHOHOHOHOHO"

Excellent find Bruva