Dawn of War Codex

Units in this game have some very funny quotes. Though they are not as random and awkward as in Company of Heroes 2, they are very fun to hear and improve experience with the overall game. Here are some of my favorite:

"Noize Merheens! Can you hear me?!" - from the Lord General. He also has "Silence the voice of Chaos" when engaging the same squad.

"Brother I am hit" - This has become a meme, replacing "Squad Broken" from Dawn of War 1.

"The Commissar wants something? I wouldn't say no" - when upgrading the Lord Commissar.

"Squash" - Sentinel killing a Tyranid squad.

"That Ork STINKS!" - Imperial Guardsmen.

Any quote with the word "their" because this is breaking the fourth wall, indicating the units belongs to the enemy players. In real Warhammer 40k, any Guardsman know if a Tyranid is near, then it's shoot first and figure out which side is it on later.

Do you have any funny/cool quotes? Comment below, let me know.

Not sure if this should be general discussion but whatever.

"Draw the Warlock's Witchblade, the time for mercy has long passed."

"These Imperials think me a heretic, let me show them their folly."

"Our Howling Banshees have howled their last." (Basically anything said by the Eldar announcer).

"We serve the Dark Gods as well you fools!"

"Are dere snacks unner da seat?"

"Sir... we're losing." (Just because it's so blunt).

"Alien Beans!"

And since you mentioned COH 2:
"Our Panzer forces have been reduced by one." (For the mocking way he says it. I can just imagine Dane following it up with "Oh you twit").

"Let them scream in the warp" - csm to shees,
"Come you thing, bite me" - FC to nids,
"This is the Emperor's shield? - pathetic!" CSM to GM,
"If this one must die to push the rest of you - so be it" LC before executing the GM,
"Do i have to die to prove my faith and fearless to you ?" - LC
"It is going to be a loong trip - dont forget to pee" - Warboss
"Our ally hive tyrant has died - never liked him anyway" - ork's background gretchens
"Crazy humies is still humies" - orks to chaos

and pretty much more cool fun epic quotes

"That pipe looks like shelter" - DA

"They can hear their doom approaching." CL
"Why does anything think I can be killed ?!" CL
"Let them fear the banshees' wail." banshees
"THIS QUIET OFFENDS SLAANESH !" guess who
"Sanity is for the weak !" CSM
anything orks say

" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!! YYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH! HMAAA- GAAAAAAAAAA....! "

Chaos Dreadnought when goes to Bloodrage. Oh also ;

" MIIIISSSSAAAAAUUUULLLLLLLZZZ!!! YEEAAAHHH...! "

When he goes to barrage.

"I fear no evil, for I am fear incarnate" Gabriel Angelos

"Hate is my weapon of choice!" Warlock
"War! Always war!" Warlock (That guy needs some serious counseling...)
"All health is temporary!" Plague Champion
"All...life...is a lie" Plague Champion

And the classic:

"Drive me closer. I want to hit them with my sword!" Commissar Lord

IT IS THE BANEBLADE!: needs no intro

u dare.....U DARE!

The only blood your chaos lord seeks to spill is his own: chaos announcer

Your allied warlock lies on the ground....how delicious : chaos announcer

i know that sound....IT IS DOOM!: Noise marines

KHORNE SEE MY WORK! Blood-letter/blood-crusher

The day will not save them and the night belongs to us Horus/raptors

FOR THE EMPEROR SPACE MARINE!: Baneblade

Nurland wrote:"That pipe looks like shelter" - DA

Before entering the crack den.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nb6cSEI1FLk

~ half of these

Everything the Noise Marines say.
Everybody remember their quotes, and there are plenty of tributes on Youtube to them for a reason.

"It doesn't matter it they are one or one million. KILL THEM ALL!!" - CSM when facing Tyrannids.
"We will rejoice later. To battle!"
"As always: Brother against brother"
"I live to kill, Ork. You live to die!"

I'm pretty sure that one time, when viewing a replay, enemy Bloodletters destroyed my turret and said "Dead!... No skull..."

"Ha! Iz dat da best you ca- OW, OWWW!" - Sluggas engaging the Inquisitor
"Dey'z attackin' us? ON PURPOSE!?" - Boyz
"Maybe I shoulda gone Choppa..." - The regrets of a Shoota being engaged in melee
"OCCUPPIED, WOT YA WANT!?" - Mekboy in garrison
"You'z all dead in dere?" - Boyz shouting down a destroyed Rav tunnel
"Knocked out?... Naaaah, dat woz just a trikk!!" - Buying back the KNob

I could throw Ork quotes out for days tbh so I'll stop there until further notice

Warlock has some good philosophical style quotes too.

"Embrace fate or not, it embraces you"
"Who truly deserves to live?"

'Oi some gitz just separated our mekboy from 'is own 'ead!

Uhm... boss... the boyz you sent to get that point... they're not coming back.

Bring the boss' biggest armor! No the even bigger one!

Umm... the boss wants to be angrier.

Got me a shoota, life is good.

Dakkadakkadakka.

It fell in, not out, you owe me a tooth.

Now I'z mega charged!

Got me da biggest shoota dere is!

Walking is for grotz!

Here I am you daft grots.

Surprise!

SURPRISEEEE!!

Where's da trukk?... WHYZ I WALKIN?!

This is gonna hurt... a lot! :D:D:D

It's from original Dawn of War, but I always really enjoyed this one courtesy of the Grey Knights squad.

"Lo, though the time is dark, my faith shines!"

'You saw the fear in his eyes!' - Lord Commissar

'Yes, come at me!' - Howling Banshees

'Do not touch me!' - Warlock (along with everything else he says, pretty much).

Shas'la wrote:'Do not touch me!' - Warlock (along with everything else he says, pretty much).

Like "Use the force Luke."

asm are flying nobz in t1

METUL BAWKS!!!!!!!!!

Fear denies faith

They fight like devils.. THEY DIE LIKE SINNERS

Feel the strike of a man's weapon! - FC Iceman to rangers

plus like every ork line

"Ogryns? Against me!?!"

Very cocky FC. You better have a Thunderhammer bro!

"From whence will you draw power now, fool?" - Chaos Undivided

"Boss, we'z loosing dat, um... you know, the thing!" - Da Grot

"Somewhere we went astray ((" - Eldar announcer and everything other he says

"Here is my benediction!" - CL

"The real agony is still coming" - PC

"Our gods demand your SACRIFICE" - CS

"Which way to shoot?" - Shootas

I could go on forever, I love dow2 voicelines. <3

"Evolve or die I choose to evolve!" by the warp spiders
"you dare? YOU DARE?" needs no introduction
"we........have.........triumphed"
"a hostile sorcerer must now explain his failures to Tzeench" by the chaos gods

Anything said by the sorcerer oh that voice!

GrimReaper wrote:"we........have.........triumphed"

You...........have..........failed.

These Chaos boyz says they're our friends. We's Orks! WE GOT NO FRIENDS!!

It kills me whenever the Ork announcer says that.

NOT AFRAID ARE U CADIAN?
U HAVE, CPTIN DIOMEDES.
TRAITORZ, FAILURZ, FOEZ!
As all chaos must be......................................... beaten.
IT IS THE BEEEINBLADE!
YOU HAVE NO HONOR!
BRUVVAH I AM HIT!
DAT... NOIZ... CANNOT DEFEAT MEH!
THINK U ARE MY MATCH??
I HAVE THE LEMAN RUSS! <- wtf lol
BRASH, FEEBLE, FOOLISH...
YOU DARE... YOU DARE?!
They are ill-prepared. 4 ME
THERE! A PALPABLE BLOW!

holyoke wrote:I HAVE THE LEMAN RUSS! <- wtf lol

They were preparing for CoH2 where Diomedes could crew an abandoned Leman Russ. Sadly it was axed after "historical inaccuracies" were discovered. So instead they made OKW.

holyoke wrote:
I HAVE THE LEMAN RUSS! <- wtf lol

I think he's literally calling dibs on the tank and is gonna have the brother who killsteals him demoted to scrubbing the decks of the Battle Barge for the next millenia.

Empty all your guns upon it.
The time for mercy is long past.
Arrogant mammals.
They shall find their faith misplaced.
I walk the Witch Path and it leads to war.
A foe precedes me into oblivion.
Brief lives snuffed.
Their numbers availed them nothing.
When I will it, your very substance twists.
My thoughts make wrath manifest.
Hate is my weapon of choice.
Never question my resolve.
So it comes to this.
Once choice is made, the rest is mere consequence.
Find strength. Fate yet smiles on you.
Open yourselves to fate's unfolding.
Embrace fate or not; it embraces you.
This day was prophesied.
Do not shirk sacrifice.
We must not ask why.
Heal the spirit and the body follows.
Mind over matter.
Who truly deserves to live?
War, always war.
I shall cut them down one by one.
See what a powerful mind truly is!