Dawn of War Codex

------------------------------------------------------------------ Esports Master Race {EMR} -----------------------------------------------------------------------------

The #1s

We are soon going to be the best clan DoW2 has ever seen.

Why you should join us? Well just look at this unequivocal proof:


Joining

Now now boys, Im sure you'll be exicited to get in, however there are some requirements:

- Over 9000 hours in Dow 2, chaos rising AND retribution for a grand total of 27000 hours of played.
- A perfect win ration of 10:0 W:L
- A basic income of 800k €-$/Yearly to substain membership
- A mensa tested IQ of 140+
Due to popular request we'll be accepting members of which the total amount of hours between the 3 games equals to 1337.

Why you should Join

What do we offer in return?

Well isn't it obvious?

Would rather be with us or be a fucking pleb?

Yeah I tought so!

Rules

Also we have a couple of rules! How cute right?

- Don't be rude to the plebs
- This game is perfect, bugs don't exist , don't ever bash relic they can't do anything wrong, just like Hitler
- If you criticize relic you better have a lawyer we and some other mods will sue you to death

END

Im waiting impatiently for all your applications, don't forget the 200$ fine to apply for membership.

PC master race conformed

I'd like to join your esports master race plz. Cornhole recommended me. Ask him.

You're not master race in DoW unless you play LA.

MENSA is a really dumb test of intelligence.

Then again so's IQ so why am I complaining.

You should filter out applicants based on whether they can solve Sudoku or not.

that's too easy

You should filter out applicants based on whether or not they suck at this game, and then you should join Freeman's clan tournament. That's what I thought this was about but when I heard it wasn't I was thoroughly disappointed in you.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) trash clan

Toilailee wrote:You should filter out applicants based on whether or not they suck at this game

Caeltos wrote:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) trash clan

alternate name for the clan: Emergency Medical Radios

Dark Riku wrote:

Gorb wrote:MENSA is a really dumb test of intelligence.

Then again so's IQ so why am I complaining.

i_know.jpg

So who is actually a part of this scrub clan? If you ppl are trying to be in this scrub clan but failed your mensa, I still need a rhythm guitar player to complete my rock band for the clan tournament if interested.

Thanks to the superior intellect of Freeman I proudly present our logo

best logo eva

Not gonna lie, this is pretty cool :O

I also want to announce we have an official in-game badge.

Nothing can stop us now Kappa

EMR : H Y P E

Aw fuck, that looks good XD

Dark Riku wrote:Aw fuck, that looks good XD

Shit, EGAH needs to gets back on it's game.

P.S. If you guys wanna play in the 1v1 tourney tomorrow, feel free It's going to be very low key this time but could be good practice.

Damn son, Ace and Freeman confirmed for awesome logo creating overlords.

So, who is in this team now?

not you


scrub

we now have an official steam group for the gloriousness that is our clan: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/DoW2EMR

you'll notice that Noisy is part of the group, thus we are the best clan

Yaay beat Noisy in the first round though...

Adeptus Noobus wrote:Yaay beat Noisy in the first round though...

Gud, my boy noisy has a reason to seek blood then.

Adeptus Noobus wrote:Yaay beat Noisy in the first round though...

noobus im warning you...

Ace of Swords wrote:can't do anything wrong, just like Hitler

I hope this is a callback ayy lmao
Made my day

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