Dawn of War Codex

https://www.twitch.tv/atlastheinquiring/v/57451662

So I bought a new monitor yesterday and it's working great.

A little.... too great.

So I'm playing all these games and I'm being a bit bad.

A little.... too bad.

But suddenly I can win SM vs OM. He even built paladins!

A little.... too ah fuck it you know the drill.

Considering how bad I am and how gud Crew is supposed to be, I can only assume that the monitor made me win in Elite. Elite is clearly pay to win, and it needs to be fixed. Caeltos plz, get your shit together

P.S. What do I need to buy in order to get into the top 5 in the ladder?

Whatever it is you're imbibing, can I have some please?

Atlas wrote:P.S. What do I need to buy in order to get into the top 5 in the ladder?

Crate of Charles Heidsieck – top 10
Crate of Krug – top 5
Richard Hennessy – top 3
Frapin 1888 – Angel of Death

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Thunderhost wrote:Whatever it is you're imbibing, can I have some please?

im guessing that the new monitor is making it easier for him to micro but he still gotta git gid

Atlas wrote:P.S. What do I need to buy in order to get into the top 5 in the ladder?

You got that backwards. You don't need to buy anything for that, just sell your life.

And here I am losing because of my crumbling laptop, not because of my rubbishness.

Ah wait.

You be trippin real bad bro

lol fuck