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English!

Posted: Sun 09 Mar, 2014 11:46 pm
by Bahamut
FUCK YEAH MOTHERFUCKER!!

http://9gag.com/gag/ay5Q4oW?ref=fbp

Re: English!

Posted: Mon 10 Mar, 2014 12:14 am
by FiSH
there are 7 ways to pronounce "ough."
1. though (like o in go)
2. through (like oo in too)
3. cough (like off in offer)
4. rough (like uff in suffer)
5. plough (like ow in flower)
6. ought (like aw in saw)
7. borough (like a in above)
furthermore, a case can be made for 8 different pronunciations (speaking of which, you take the verb "pronounce" and the noun becomes pronunciation"...)

finally, from george carlin:
why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways?

Re: English!

Posted: Mon 10 Mar, 2014 12:22 am
by Forestradio
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Re: English!

Posted: Mon 10 Mar, 2014 12:23 am
by Wise Windu

Re: English!

Posted: Mon 10 Mar, 2014 1:26 am
by Bahamut
Wise Windu wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo

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holly shit, did u see the reference in that article to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_whil ... he_teacher

What... the...

Re: English!

Posted: Mon 10 Mar, 2014 1:46 am
by Torpid
I get the buffalo thing, but the had had "had had" not so much. Nonetheless, awesome thread guys :D

Re: English!

Posted: Mon 10 Mar, 2014 5:43 am
by Bahamut
That Torpid Gamer wrote:I get the buffalo thing, but the had had "had had" not so much. Nonetheless, awesome thread guys :D


James, while John had had "had", had had "had had"; "had had" had had a better effect on the teacher

You need background to understand it:
"The example refers to two students, James and John, who are required by an English test to describe a man who, in the past, had suffered from a cold. John writes "The man had a cold" which the teacher marks as being incorrect, while James writes the correct "The man had had a cold." Since James' answer was right, it had had a better effect on the teacher."

Jhon has "had"
James has "had had"

"had had" and "had" are objects (if you really need a different referent, think of this two as dow2 skills). Now, "had had" worked better on the teacher than had

Remember also that commas also work as parenthesis and they correct way to use them is to make things able to switch the position of the sentence at any point left or right of the comma. So
James, while John had had "had", had had "had had" can be translated to

James (while John had had "had") had had "had had" and then to

James had had "had had" while John had had "had" or

while John had had "had" James had had "had had"

Re: English!

Posted: Mon 10 Mar, 2014 10:45 am
by Torpid
Oh, I get it now, thanks. How lulzy.

Re: English!

Posted: Sun 23 Mar, 2014 11:55 pm
by Tex
I've always felt that English is such a messed up fucking language...

lol

Re: English!

Posted: Mon 24 Mar, 2014 2:44 am
by Nuclear Arbitor
well good thing you're canadian then; you don't have to speak it.

Re: English!

Posted: Mon 24 Mar, 2014 9:19 am
by Orkfaeller
-eh

Re: English!

Posted: Mon 24 Mar, 2014 4:55 pm
by Kvek
unless he's an asmon-canadian he has to ?:P

Re: English!

Posted: Mon 24 Mar, 2014 6:43 pm
by Flash
Isn't Canada dual lingual? English and French? With Quebec being Frenchy?

Re: English!

Posted: Mon 24 Mar, 2014 9:04 pm
by Lulgrim
I hear Quebec is kind of like this


Re: English!

Posted: Tue 25 Mar, 2014 9:02 am
by Nurland

Re: English!

Posted: Tue 25 Mar, 2014 9:54 pm
by BaptismByLoli
Nurland wrote:http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WULsZJxPfws

Seems legit