Fun Jokes

[Torpid]

If only africa had more mosquito nets then every year we could save millions of... mosquitos from dying needlessly of aids.







There's safety in numbers. A fact of life that I must remind 6millions Jews of.





What's the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt? Bolt can actually finish a race.





What's the difference between an Arab and a smartie? Smarties don't blow up inside the tube.






What do a black person and a bicycle have in common? They only work with a chain on them





What type of grapes do Indians like? Gangrapes






What does a white woman make for dinner? Reservations





What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer






Why wasn't Jesus born in England? He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin




What language does a Jewish homosexual speak? Heblew




A Catholic priest and a Jewish rabbi are walking down the street one day when they see a pair of 10-year-old boys playing football in the park.

The priest turns to the rabbi, nudges him in the ribs and says:

"I tell you what; let's go and screw those boys"

The rabbi looked at him curiously and answered:

"Out of what?"


Why do Mexicans have a **** Olympics team?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border.


I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said: 'Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight! I said 'Wow'! Then her friend said: 'She means 666-3629'

You probably all get it now. By fun jokes I mean offensive jokes.

[egewithin]

Rasist.

[ytimk]

Stolen from the great Quartertothree movie podcast:
-Something something "never any good shower scenes in movies"
"Schindlers List had a great one"

This was from a youtube video about 4chan:
"Why do black people always have nightmares?"
"Because we kiĺled the only one who had a dream"

"How do you start a rave in Ethipoia?"
"Staple food to the ceiling"

These are from EncyclopediaDramatica's QuoteoftheNow section:
"Easybake oven for your Jewish friend"
"So is Steve Jobs even more of a hipster now he's underground?"

[Torpid]

Stolen from the great Quartertothree movie podcast:
-Something something "never any good shower scenes in movies"
"Schindlers List had a great one"

This was from a youtube video about 4chan:
"Why do black people always have nightmares?"
"Because we kiĺled the only one who had a dream"

Lol.

"How do you start a rave in Ethipoia?"
"Staple food to the ceiling"

These are from EncyclopediaDramatica's QuoteoftheNow section:
"Easybake oven for your Jewish friend"
"So is Steve Jobs even more of a hipster now he's underground?"

Not so good

[MaxPower]

Two jews, let's call 'em Sam and Joe, are taking a walk, when they come upon a church. A sign says "CONVERT AND RECEIVE A THOUSAND DOLLARS". Sam says "You stay here. I'm going in to convert. "Some time later, he comes back out. Joe says, "Well, did you get the thousand dollars? "Sam says, "And that's why we hate you!"

[egewithin]

A few jokes from Yu gi oh abridged series.

Kaiba walks that sees a Blue Eyes White Dragon themed train.
-A Blue Eyes White Dragon train? I have the weirdest boner right now...

Marik (Melvin in the show) says a song in ancient Egyptian to call Winged Dragon of Ra (Mega Ultra Chiken in the show)
Tea - YFarrow, youspeak ancient Egyptian right, what's he saying?
Yugi - Ummm... I think he is ssaying... Does anyone know where can I find the train station?
Tea- I don't think that's what he actually said Yugi.
Yugi - Tea, I'm the Farrow. I think you will find practually invented the language.
Tea - So, why there was a word for trains before the trains ever existed?
Yugi - Well Tea, we also a word for a annoying naggy b*tch, long before you existed. Go figure...
Tristian - Such a wise culture!

Melvins unlocks a door (the door sciene is a must see btw) and faces with robort guards. Guards have the same quotes with Portal turrents btw.
-Well hoodieehooo!.. Robots! You know what that means : I can be as hard core as I want, it will be still PG-13. Hehehehehe... Delicious ultraviolence.
Starts to brake them with a song I don't know, at the and, gives a Roadrunner referance.

[Atlas]

What's the difference between an ethnic man and a pizza?
- A pizza can feed a family of four.

What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection?
-Crackers with cheese.

[Toilailee]

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[PhatE]