If The Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device...

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If The Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device...

Postby Commissar Vocaloid » Thu 06 Mar, 2014 8:28 am

Funniest thing I've seen in a while for WH40k random stuff -









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Postby Black Relic » Thu 06 Mar, 2014 3:12 pm

NEXT EPISODE! IMMEDIATELY!
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Postby Dark Riku » Thu 06 Mar, 2014 4:14 pm

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Postby TGZero » Fri 07 Mar, 2014 7:31 am

This is awesome. Btw, anyone remember Chaos Gate? The music in the first part was from that. Just a little tidbit there. ;)
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Postby Atlas » Fri 07 Mar, 2014 8:07 pm

I watched the first vid a while back. Didn't know this was a series though. Seems interesting enough but part of it just feels like complaining about well-trodden ground at times.
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Postby BaptismByLoli » Fri 07 Mar, 2014 11:26 pm

Atlas wrote:I watched the first vid a while back. Didn't know this was a series though. Seems interesting enough but part of it just feels like complaining about well-trodden ground at times.


Maybe the comedy aspect which is used in this vid is all about satire :p
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Postby Jazz-Sandwich » Sat 08 Mar, 2014 4:34 pm

Atlas wrote:I watched the first vid a while back. Didn't know this was a series though. Seems interesting enough but part of it just feels like complaining about well-trodden ground at times.


Agreed. None of the observations are unique, but rather what made the videos funny was the context in which they were made. And even then, it didn't warrant more than one video; the joke was made and delivered well the first time round, and the sequels just seem to be riding on the same, increasingly tired, gag.
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Postby Dark Riku » Sat 08 Mar, 2014 5:49 pm

I like it very much actually. ^^
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Postby Toilailee » Sat 08 Mar, 2014 9:17 pm

Oh you haters, I had a blast watching these and wouldn't mind if there was about 25 more of them.
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Postby BaptismByLoli » Thu 03 Apr, 2014 1:15 pm

Episode 7
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Postby Lost Son of Nikhel » Sat 05 Apr, 2014 10:11 am

The Emperor it's an asshole, and you know it.

The videos are awesome.
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Postby Barrogh » Sun 06 Apr, 2014 9:12 am

Lost Son of Nikhel wrote:The Emperor it's an asshole, and you know it.

Surprisingly, the topic got covered a bit as well. I'm starting to like it even more.
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Postby Jazz-Sandwich » Wed 09 Apr, 2014 3:20 pm

Nice. I can see that I misjudged it. I really thought it would just be episode after episode of the same tired joke, but they do seem to be going somewhere with it.

Also really liking this:

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Lost Son of Nikhel wrote:The Emperor it's an asshole, and you know it.

Surprisingly, the topic got covered a bit as well. I'm starting to like it even more.
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Postby BaptismByLoli » Thu 10 Apr, 2014 9:48 am

Episode 8 (My Fav thus far)

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Postby BaptismByLoli » Sun 20 Apr, 2014 8:36 am

Episode 9 ^^
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Postby viggih » Sun 20 Apr, 2014 4:46 pm

Space Marines that can steal shit from the Necrons... who might be so bold and so foolish?
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Postby BaptismByLoli » Sun 20 Apr, 2014 4:57 pm

viggih wrote:Space Marines that can steal shit from the Necrons... who might be so bald and so fewlish?

Bruva I have fixed it for you!

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Postby viggih » Sun 20 Apr, 2014 5:11 pm

Discreet wrote:
viggih wrote:Space Marines that can steal shit from the Necrons... who might be so bald and so fewlish?

Bruva I have fixed it for you!

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Re: If The Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device...

Postby ChrisNihilus » Sun 20 Apr, 2014 8:43 pm

This series is amazing.
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Postby Atlas » Mon 21 Apr, 2014 6:51 am

Those Custodes man.....

As a side note, the vanilla campaign made a mention that Tarkus got Terminator Honors from fighting Necrons iirc. Could this be the untold story? :o
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Re: If The Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device...

Postby ChrisNihilus » Wed 30 Apr, 2014 7:54 am

New Episode!
Episode 10.

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Re: If The Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device...

Postby Barrogh » Wed 30 Apr, 2014 10:11 am

Can't watch it right now, but I like the title. Probably has something to do with that "we have just right people for that..." from the previous episode :)
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Postby BaptismByLoli » Wed 30 Apr, 2014 10:19 am

My day is made :D

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Re: If The Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device...

Postby Commissar Vocaloid » Wed 30 Apr, 2014 8:11 pm

a shame to have to wait until Season 2 ):
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Postby ChrisNihilus » Thu 03 Jul, 2014 2:34 pm

Second Season started a few seconds ago!

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Postby Swift » Thu 03 Jul, 2014 6:15 pm

That one was really quite funny.
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Postby BaptismByLoli » Fri 04 Jul, 2014 5:42 am

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Postby BaptismByLoli » Fri 24 Oct, 2014 3:09 pm


Priceless, especially the Chaplain part
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Re: If The Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device...

Postby Superhooper01 » Thu 30 Oct, 2014 11:37 am

Cant get enough of this :D
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Postby Superhooper01 » Tue 11 Nov, 2014 4:12 pm

New one is here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjBmT8y9PAU
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