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Esports Master Race now recruiting

Postby Ace of Swords » Fri 20 Nov, 2015 11:39 pm

------------------------------------------------------------------ Esports Master Race {EMR} -----------------------------------------------------------------------------

The #1s

We are soon going to be the best clan DoW2 has ever seen.

Why you should join us? Well just look at this unequivocal proof:
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Joining

Now now boys, Im sure you'll be exicited to get in, however there are some requirements:

- Over 9000 hours in Dow 2, chaos rising AND retribution for a grand total of 27000 hours of played.
- A perfect win ration of 10:0 W:L
- A basic income of 800k €-$/Yearly to substain membership
- A mensa tested IQ of 140+
Due to popular request we'll be accepting members of which the total amount of hours between the 3 games equals to 1337.

Why you should Join

What do we offer in return?

Well isn't it obvious?

Would rather be with us or be a fucking pleb?

Yeah I tought so!

Rules

Also we have a couple of rules! How cute right?

- Don't be rude to the plebs
- This game is perfect, bugs don't exist , don't ever bash relic they can't do anything wrong, just like Hitler
- If you criticize relic you better have a lawyer we and some other mods will sue you to death

END

Im waiting impatiently for all your applications, don't forget the 200$ fine to apply for membership.
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Re: Esports Master Race now recruiting

Postby stealth » Fri 20 Nov, 2015 11:44 pm

PC master race conformed
Lucky creatures. At long last you have found the tranquillity of death. I was like you, once, clinging to life and blind to the truth. When I uncovered the truth, I too shuddered and paled with fear. Deep in these catacombs, I was remade. My brethren slumbered for eons while the living grew like weeds and that we can't allow.
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Re: Esports Master Race now recruiting

Postby peachesenregalia » Sun 22 Nov, 2015 5:41 pm

I'd like to join your esports master race plz. Cornhole recommended me. Ask him.
I don't even play this game. Fight me.
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Re: Esports Master Race now recruiting

Postby Atlas » Mon 23 Nov, 2015 12:59 am

You're not master race in DoW unless you play LA.
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Re: Esports Master Race now recruiting

Postby Gorbles » Mon 23 Nov, 2015 3:20 pm

MENSA is a really dumb test of intelligence.

Then again so's IQ so why am I complaining.
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Re: Esports Master Race now recruiting

Postby Dark Riku » Mon 23 Nov, 2015 4:10 pm

Gorb wrote:MENSA is a really dumb test of intelligence.

Then again so's IQ so why am I complaining.
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Re: Esports Master Race now recruiting

Postby Atlas » Mon 23 Nov, 2015 5:56 pm

You should filter out applicants based on whether they can solve Sudoku or not.
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Re: Esports Master Race now recruiting

Postby stealth » Mon 23 Nov, 2015 6:49 pm

that's too easy
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Re: Esports Master Race now recruiting

Postby Toilailee » Mon 23 Nov, 2015 7:14 pm

You should filter out applicants based on whether or not they suck at this game, and then you should join Freeman's clan tournament. That's what I thought this was about but when I heard it wasn't I was thoroughly disappointed in you. :(
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Re: Esports Master Race now recruiting

Postby Caeltos » Mon 23 Nov, 2015 9:09 pm

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) trash clan
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Re: Esports Master Race now recruiting

Postby Ace of Swords » Mon 23 Nov, 2015 9:36 pm

Caeltos wrote:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) trash clan


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COME AT US BREH, WE'LL WRECK EVERYONE AT THE CLAN TOURNAMENT
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Re: Esports Master Race now recruiting

Postby Forestradio » Mon 23 Nov, 2015 9:37 pm

Toilailee wrote:You should filter out applicants based on whether or not they suck at this game
Caeltos wrote:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) trash clan

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alternate name for the clan: Emergency Medical Radios
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Re: Esports Master Race now recruiting

Postby Gorbles » Tue 24 Nov, 2015 9:15 am

Dark Riku wrote:
Gorb wrote:MENSA is a really dumb test of intelligence.

Then again so's IQ so why am I complaining.

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Re: Esports Master Race now recruiting

Postby Atlas » Tue 24 Nov, 2015 10:43 pm

So who is actually a part of this scrub clan? If you ppl are trying to be in this scrub clan but failed your mensa, I still need a rhythm guitar player to complete my rock band for the clan tournament if interested.
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Re: Esports Master Race now recruiting

Postby Ace of Swords » Fri 27 Nov, 2015 6:45 pm

Thanks to the superior intellect of Freeman I proudly present our logo

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Re: Esports Master Race now recruiting

Postby MaxPower » Fri 27 Nov, 2015 6:46 pm

Image best logo eva
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Re: Esports Master Race now recruiting

Postby Atlas » Fri 27 Nov, 2015 7:04 pm

Not gonna lie, this is pretty cool :O
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Re: Esports Master Race now recruiting

Postby Ace of Swords » Fri 27 Nov, 2015 7:25 pm

I also want to announce we have an official in-game badge.

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Re: Esports Master Race now recruiting

Postby Fr33man1800 » Fri 27 Nov, 2015 7:35 pm

Nothing can stop us now Kappa

EMR : H Y P E

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Re: Esports Master Race now recruiting

Postby Dark Riku » Fri 27 Nov, 2015 9:42 pm

Aw fuck, that looks good XD
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Re: Esports Master Race now recruiting

Postby Atlas » Fri 27 Nov, 2015 10:08 pm

Dark Riku wrote:Aw fuck, that looks good XD


Shit, EGAH needs to gets back on it's game.

P.S. If you guys wanna play in the 1v1 tourney tomorrow, feel free :P It's going to be very low key this time but could be good practice.
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Re: Esports Master Race now recruiting

Postby Adeptus Noobus » Sat 28 Nov, 2015 10:50 am

Damn son, Ace and Freeman confirmed for awesome logo creating overlords.
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Re: Esports Master Race now recruiting

Postby Dark Riku » Sun 29 Nov, 2015 9:08 pm

So, who is in this team now? :)
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Re: Esports Master Race now recruiting

Postby crazyman64335 » Thu 03 Dec, 2015 10:08 pm

not you


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Re: Esports Master Race now recruiting

Postby Forestradio » Sun 06 Dec, 2015 10:49 pm

we now have an official steam group for the gloriousness that is our clan: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/DoW2EMR

you'll notice that Noisy is part of the group, thus we are the best clan 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)
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Re: Esports Master Race now recruiting

Postby Adeptus Noobus » Sun 06 Dec, 2015 11:06 pm

Yaay beat Noisy in the first round though...
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Re: Esports Master Race now recruiting

Postby Ace of Swords » Sun 06 Dec, 2015 11:12 pm

Adeptus Noobus wrote:Yaay beat Noisy in the first round though...


Gud, my boy noisy has a reason to seek blood then.
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Re: Esports Master Race now recruiting

Postby Forestradio » Sun 06 Dec, 2015 11:39 pm

Adeptus Noobus wrote:Yaay beat Noisy in the first round though...
noobus im warning you...
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Re: Esports Master Race now recruiting

Postby ytimk » Thu 10 Dec, 2015 9:44 am

Ace of Swords wrote:can't do anything wrong, just like Hitler

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I hope this is a callback ayy lmao
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Re: Esports Master Race now recruiting

Postby Ace of Swords » Sat 12 Dec, 2015 9:10 pm

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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FOLLOWING SOON
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